[He nods a little, exasperated at his younger version]

I'm afraid I wasn't, and aren't. Currently.

[But! That provides him with a perfect jumping-off point]

Your file specifies that you need to have someone to play games with and I wasn't...aware of that until I read it.

As you can probably guess from this last flood, I don't really..understand a lot about games. And I'd like for you to teach me, if that will help you graduate.